Originally published in the Grand Rapids Business Journal, October 25, 2004.

So Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. And the judge says to Mickey, "I see you filed for divorce on the grounds that Minnie is insane." And Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy -- I said she was f---ing Goofy!"

Ya know what? I'm tired of talking politics, and that's my favorite joke (and actually the only one that I can ever remember), so I decided to go with that instead.